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Previously on Call Me Fitz.
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This is not
what it looks like.
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Mr. Fitzpatrick wasn't
trying to sell his
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only child for
street drugs?
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Yup, it is what
it looks like.
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I gotta find a home for the
kid by 4 or child services
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is going to
take him away.
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Sweet, I used to have
to pay to get you
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brats off my hands.
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It's not even
your fucking house.
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If grandma Alice
ever comes by
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I'll be sure and
thank her for the
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Social Security checks.
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[gasp]
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Grandma Alice was the
last good Fitzpatrick,
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and you left her
in the basement.
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Our mortal fucking
enemy is your brother?
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What, is that
relevant?
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Cars are the past.
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The future is Omo.
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And I find when I'm
looking for tomorrow...
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[shotgun cocked and fired]
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There's your tomorrow motherfucker.
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All we need is
a hotel room,
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some scratch,
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a kid...
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And Larry.
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My Uncle and grandfather
are using you to set up
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Pat Childs on
pedophilia charges.
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The Polanski, fucknut.
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Using a minor to
frame a family member
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for pedophilia is
a federal offence.
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Whoever said truth
is the best policy
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deserves a kick
in the nuts.
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You want proof?
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Exhibit A: July seventh,
nineteen-fifty-three.
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Fourth cousin, Mickey
"The Mook" Fitzpatrick,
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returns from his own wedding
overcome with guilt about
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an incident with the
randy coat check girl,
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and elects to come
clean with his new bride.
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Only to have his
new bride come clean
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with a confession
of her own.
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Exhibit B: September
twenty-third,
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nineteen-seventy-four.
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Great Uncle
Harvey Fitzpatrick,
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elects to honestly answer his
wife's question:
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"Does my ass look fat?"
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And spends the
rest of his days
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pissing through a straw.
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And then there's little
Richard Fitzpatrick.
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Yeah, that's
me fuckers.
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Exhibit C.
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The truth I found out
that day in '82...
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it'll haunt me the rest of
my miserable life.
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[screams]
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[♪ ♪]
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♪ Without you
I'd find my smile ♪
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♪ Without you
I'd'a won by a mile ♪
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♪ Without you
Oh life would be so grand ♪
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♪ Without you
I'm half a man ♪
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♪ With out you
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♪ Without youuu
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♪ Without you.
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That lying
sack of shit.
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My old man
has a BROTHER?
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Think of your father
not as a liar
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but as an
"information withholder."
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Here's some information
to withhold:
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suck my
ball sack.
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I'm not spending
another minute
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in that house with that
incontinent fuck.
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What about the court
order for all
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the Fitzpatricks to
live under one roof
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as a responsible
family?
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Have you been
huffing glue,
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shitsack?
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The baby's gone.
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Yeah and it always
will be unless
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this family can
learn to get along.
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Look Richard,
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Ken is still
your father,
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and you still have
unresolved issues,
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so think of
cohabiting as
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an opportunity
to grow.
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Grow this, Larry.
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I want those
fuckwads out
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of my life.
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Nothing can stop
me from leaving
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this shit-hole.
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Fuck! I hate rain!
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Because it
externalizes your
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internal emotional
storm?
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No, shitbag.
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Because it messes
with my hair.
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Fuck!
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I got it.
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[thunder]
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Goddamn
where is it?
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Will you shut
the fuck up?
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I can't hear
myself think.
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Mommy needs her
wake-up juice.
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Sorry Mrs F.
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I used it to
clean the drains,
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but on a more
positive note,
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I'm making my
special brownies.
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What's with all the
goddamn racket?
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If you were good for
anything, Ken,
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it was because you
always kept the
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fridge stocked with
your hangover cure.
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I'd keep it stocked
if you'd let me
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sleep somewhere
besides that
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cum-stained couch.
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Ya well you should
have thought of that
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before you
stained it, baby.
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Oh my gosh.
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Are you thinking what
I'm thinking?
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If it involves two
Thai hookers and a
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butternut squash,
then yes.
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Well this is the
first time we've
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all been together
as a family.
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Richard, Ken, Elaine,
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and the honorary Fitzpatricks,
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Meghan and Josh.
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I'm not honorary!
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All of us trapped inside
on a rainy Sunday,
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brownies in the oven,
nowhere to go.
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What better time to
introduce you to...
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Truth:
The Board Game!
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What kinda homo
shit is this?
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Oh it's an
award-winning game
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designed by famed Austrian
family psychiatrist,
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Doctor Klaus Goebbels.
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Ah, great.
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"Unlock the chains of
dishonesty with
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some good clean
family fun!"
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Give it up, Larry.
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Yeah, we swore we'd
never play another
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board game after
the Parcheesi incident
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of '87.
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I got seven stitches
in my cooch.
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Well I assumed you'd
react this way,
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so I did some research.
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Turns out that
"Truth" is a
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highly competitive,
play to the death.
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Drinking game?
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Now we're
talkin!
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I'll tell you
the fuckin truth...
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You're a lying sack of
mistakes whose
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only achievement is
fucking up my
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life worse
than your own.
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Ooh, another truth
token for Elaine!
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[in unison]
Fuck off, Larry.
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Brownie, Lar?
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They're for my Home
Ec. ged credit.
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G-E-D.
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I know how to spell,
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I'm not an idiot.
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No thank you, Joshua.
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I dislike all
brown foods.
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It's the
color of shame.
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Memory lane.
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What the fuck
does that mean?
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Ah! Players landing
on memory lane must
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recall an incident
from childhood
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that's appropriate
to that colour.
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Red.
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That's positive!
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I am positive
that you're
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functionally
retarded.
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No, as in a
positive memory.
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Let's say hockey,
winter of '82.
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Since when was
fuckwad into sports?
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I wasn't.
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Yeah you kinda
were actually.
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He was the
puck-boy for the
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Brockville College
girl's hockey team.
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He use to carry
their gear and
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wash their uniforms.
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Ya, Richard had
enormous team spirit!
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I did like the
smell of victory.
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Until you suddenly
quit the team.
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Yeah, I remember
this one.
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They made you walk
home all by yourself.
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Leave it, Larry.
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Ooh,
hit a nerve?
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This is so worth a
truth token.
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The team folded, okay?
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I thought they won the championship
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that year.
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Hey, it's my
fucking turn;
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I'm calling
the shots!
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Well someone's
keeping secrets
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and we all know
what that means.
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Time to put
another lie chit
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on the
Trust Bridge!
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Oooooh
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[laughter]
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What are you afraid
of Richard?
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I don't understand
what's going on.
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Gimme a brownie!
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Pass me a drink!
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Drink again!
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Gimme another
brownie!
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Growth!
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Roll again!
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Gimme a Scotch!
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Drink again!
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Chug it,
chug it!
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What's wrong with
lying anyway?
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Roll again.
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More drinks!
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Gimme some Burbon!
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Liar!
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Drink again!
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Liar!
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Pass me a drink!
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That is cheating!
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Drink again!
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Liar!
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We're all
fuckin liars
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Shut up Ken.
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[laughs]
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More Scotch!
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More Burbon!
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[laughter]
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Roll again!
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Goodness gracious.
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We just collapsed the
Trust Bridge!
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[giggles and claps]
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This is the best
part of the game!
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We all have an
opportunity to flex
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our growth muscles!
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[in unison]
Growth!
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Okay good!
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While I'm happy you're
enjoying the game,
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I think you will
all appreciate--
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[in unison]
Appreciate!
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No no,
that's not...
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Ok, listen up.
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The only way to repair
the Trust Bridge is
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to enter the
Fear Forest.
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Ya you're all going to
write down
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your biggest fear,
then you're gonna
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stick it on our foreheads.
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Foreheads!
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[♪ ♪]
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Okay.
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I think you can dig a
little deeper.
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Only if tall,
plain and ugly
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eats a brownie.
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Me?
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All three
of them.
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Yeah!
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[laughter and taunting]
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I bet you
twenty bucks
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he pukes it
up old man.
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Fuck you,
no he won't.
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Come on
string bean.
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Twenty bucks
he pukes.
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Choke it down,
choke it down.
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No fuck that
a hundred.
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Two hundred!
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He's gonna
do it.
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Oh, he's going
to do it!
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Oh ya ya ya.
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Vomit! Vomit! Vomit!
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Choke it down
string bean!
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Bullshit.
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OK, I ate them.
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Now let's see what
we're really
271
00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:53,462
afraid of.
272
00:09:53,462 --> 00:10:11,654
[♪ ♪]
273
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,482
Good. That's
progress.
274
00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,615
But what about you,
Richard?
275
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,399
For two truth tokens,
276
00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:20,620
why did you stop
being puck-boy?
277
00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:23,579
Because,
lick my crack.
278
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,407
No tokens for you, mister.
279
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:26,408
Josh.
280
00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,888
I lost my virginity
to a dog.
281
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:28,628
Welcome to
the club.
282
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,542
No, literally.
283
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,892
It was a
Great Dane.
284
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:32,675
High school
halloween party,
285
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:33,763
summer of '91.
286
00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:34,808
Hey, I was
at that party!
287
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,287
Rocky Pasquale's
place, right?
288
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,941
We're talking
about me!
289
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:38,942
I lost my virginity at
that party too,
290
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,640
to a gorgeous
black guy
291
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,641
Stop talking.
292
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,990
With a mohawk
and a fuck-ton
293
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,165
of gold chains.
294
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,601
What?
295
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:46,776
Come on.
296
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:47,908
That totally deserves
a truth token!
297
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,649
Not your turn, Meghan.
298
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,130
But what's
interesting is that
299
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,959
Elaine's card read
"REGRET."
300
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:58,701
What does that mean?
301
00:10:58,701 --> 00:10:59,528
Well Ken knows.
302
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,486
Don't you, baby?
303
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:02,487
Shut your trap, Lainey.
304
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,229
This is what I'm
talking about.
305
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,144
Another opportunity
for growth!
306
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,929
[in unison]
Growth!
307
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,629
Do you smell that?
308
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,024
Fire!
309
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,721
My homework.
310
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,723
You're gonna
get an A
311
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,942
Ya, I know.
312
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,728
I got it!
313
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:30,820
[laughter]
314
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,483
[screams]
315
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:48,011
[giggles]
316
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,447
Are you giggling?
317
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,884
I don't giggle.
318
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:55,497
Will you just
fuck off?
319
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,934
Off.
320
00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:01,024
OAF?
321
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,592
That's a
funny word.
322
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,986
What the fuck do
you have to regret?
323
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,291
Look around.
324
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:13,254
I'm stuck here playing
this moronic board
325
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,298
game with my
degenerate son.
326
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,608
My delusional daughter.
327
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,264
And you.
Look at you.
328
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,569
Look at you.
329
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,485
You are a loser.
330
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,576
That's what I
have to regret.
331
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,492
I could be sitting
pretty right up
332
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:38,235
the street with your
biggest competition.
333
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,585
Your little brother.
334
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:43,110
I could have been
Mrs. Pat Childs.
335
00:12:51,858 --> 00:13:03,347
[maniacal laughter]
336
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,872
Fuck off.
337
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,007
[gunshot]
338
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:46,173
[♪ ♪]
339
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,436
What the fuck
happened?
340
00:13:48,436 --> 00:14:00,665
[♪ ♪]
341
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:05,540
Shit, did I roofie
myself again?
342
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,543
Fucking hell.
343
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,376
Oh! Oh!
344
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,645
Why can't I remember
anything?
345
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:24,776
Welcome to the blackout.
346
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,258
A rich Fitzpatrick
family tradition.
347
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:32,436
Hey,
wake up old man.
348
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,138
Where's your mother?
349
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:40,836
Hey isn't that
Elaine's scarf?
350
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,405
Blood.
351
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,189
Aw, fuck.
352
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,452
Somebody must've
killed her.
353
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,894
Murder most foul.
354
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,766
Tell me,
what do you call it
355
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,376
when a group
wakes up in the
356
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,987
Fitzpatrick
household with
357
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,292
absolutely no
recollection of
358
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,990
what happened the
night before?
359
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:04,947
Tuesday?
360
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,209
Denial!
361
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,124
The culprit poisoned
us last night,
362
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,344
and I want to know
who, and why,
363
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:10,997
and where,
and when,
364
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:14,739
and how,
and who.
365
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,132
Could it have been a
ploy to distract,
366
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,047
while one of us did
away with Elaine?
367
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,266
Who had motive?
368
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,529
Hey, how do we know
it wasn't you, huh?
369
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:22,138
Oh!
370
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:22,922
Out of here.
371
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,097
I'll tell
you who--
372
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,099
Dipshit's ex-wife was
fucking his brother,
373
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,710
Pat Childs--
our competition.
374
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,320
How's that
for motive?
375
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,366
Any more truth bombs,
old man?
376
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,410
Just one.
377
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,065
You're a cocksucker.
378
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,023
There's no way I'm
going back to the
379
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,459
clink for murder.
380
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,417
Well I'm not
taking the fall.
381
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,592
[Meghan screams]
382
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,336
Meghan?
383
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,731
What is that?
384
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,776
Make it go away,
daddy!
385
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,865
I've smelled enough
dead hookers in my
386
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,345
day to know
that's a body.
387
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,390
Mommy!
388
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:56,956
Do it.
389
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,695
What?
390
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:58,783
Do it!
391
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,481
No no no
no no.
392
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,439
Oh Elaine.
393
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,011
Aw shit,
not again.
394
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,408
What the fuck?
395
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:18,455
[♪ ♪]
396
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,500
Richard?
397
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,545
I know that look.
398
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:24,418
What are you
remembering, Richard?
399
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,377
Did Josh
kill Elaine?
400
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,378
I don't
fucking know.
401
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,336
I'll tell you what I remember.
402
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,338
Nothing,
and I won't for
403
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,382
another three to four to
sixteeen hours,
404
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,775
or until the brownies
wear off.
405
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,081
Brownies?
406
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,343
What did you put in
those brownies, Josh?
407
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,910
Ahhh, sugar, cocoa
powder, eggs,
408
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,738
a little purple kush
for zing.
409
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,349
The usual recipe, cocknose.
410
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,699
Oh,
and bath salts.
411
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:45,917
We were out of kosher.
412
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,919
Aha! Toxic
brownies,
413
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,487
inducing collective
memory loss.
414
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,663
But what's with the
lobster shells, Josh?
415
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:53,882
Isn't it obvious?
416
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,492
The crustaceans rose
from the sea
417
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,147
to capture Elaine as
their shell queen,
418
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,149
so naturally I
fought them off
419
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:00,976
to defend her honour,
420
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,238
Moron.
421
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,326
whilst wearing their
slain bodies to strike
422
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,589
fear into their cold,
dead hearts.
423
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,634
Or.
424
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:11,813
You were fighting
off Meghan.
425
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,249
You think Josh was
trying to stay away
426
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,860
from me because I
killed mom?!
427
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,384
You've been pissed at
your mother ever
428
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:18,907
since she won that
bet and fucked that
429
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,822
pea-brain
ass-juicer, Josh.
430
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,563
Hi Ken!
431
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,043
Why else would he be
hiding in a room
432
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,088
wearing a lobster
claw on his dick?
433
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,785
You'rethe one who's
afraid of crabs.
434
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:28,656
And not the kind you
get when you
435
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,310
fuck guys with crabs.
436
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,094
Daddy! I did
not kill anyone.
437
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,400
I swear,
it wasn't me!
438
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,357
Then why the
hell were you
439
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,272
wearing
a dog mask?
440
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,623
'Cause I was re-living
the best day
441
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,017
of my life; the day I
lost my virginity
442
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,454
at Rocky Pasquale's
party.
443
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,804
I can still remember
that mohawk.
444
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,980
I was at that party,
ass fucks.
445
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,113
You dressed as a dog
and lost your
446
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,202
virginity to a black
guy with gold
447
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,812
chains and a mohawk, right?
448
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:55,987
Yeah, so?
449
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,206
And you lost your
virginity to a dog
450
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,381
that same night.
451
00:17:58,381 --> 00:17:59,339
D'you remember what
you dressed up as,
452
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,862
you idiot?
453
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,299
Yeah, I went
as Mister T.
454
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,435
Ah! So that
means that...
455
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:13,309
Meghan and I slept
with the same dog?
456
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:17,183
I think I
found Elaine!
457
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,575
You found mommy?
458
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,273
Go!
459
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,013
We're both
dog fuckers!
460
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,233
Look, a freshly
dug grave.
461
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,713
Ahhhhhhh!
462
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,064
Fuck me.
463
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,502
She was a
salty bitch,
464
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,288
but she was
your mother.
465
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,247
We're gonna need some
fresh sod to
466
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,205
cover her up.
467
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,163
I guess you could say
we're in
468
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,860
a real
pinch hey?
469
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,515
Too soon?
470
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:46,168
We can't just
leave a body here
471
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,648
in the yard.
472
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:48,605
Meghan,
dig her up.
473
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:49,737
What, gross.
474
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,434
Make your boyfriend
to do it.
475
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,609
Me?
476
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:55,177
Why does it always
have to be me?
477
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,049
Oh, Elaine.
478
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,098
What the?
479
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:06,362
Oh look.
480
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,972
Look look look.
481
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:16,242
AHHHHHHHH!
482
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,244
Grandma Alice.
483
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,202
You should never
have eaten us!
484
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,595
This is your fault!
485
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,205
You have to make this
right, Larry!
486
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,033
How?
487
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,122
How burnt
brownies, how?
488
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,079
Fuck off, Larry.
489
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,171
[crying in fear]
490
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:35,696
Do you remember
what happened
491
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,827
to my mom or not?
492
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,178
It's not your mother
in that grave.
493
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,049
In my bath
salts-induced stupor,
494
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,311
I must have given
Grandma Alice
495
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,183
a proper burial.
496
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,271
How could you be so
cruel as to put her
497
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,620
in the compost?
498
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,230
Biodegradable, dude.
499
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,623
And you owe me a
fucking hockey stick.
500
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:50,841
Will you
clowns focus?
501
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:51,973
Where's Elaine?
502
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,192
I suppose there is a
bright side to
503
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,237
every dead,
biodegradable grandmother.
504
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,934
Elaine might
still be alive.
505
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,719
If only we had
another clue.
506
00:19:58,719 --> 00:19:59,937
I got nothing.
507
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,330
Except for a buncha
crab parts and this
508
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,897
flyer for an all-you-
can-eat seafood
509
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,420
buffet at the
Ship Victory.
510
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,639
Yummy!
511
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,902
The Ship Victory!
512
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,600
Think we should
check the bar.
513
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,646
We are out
of booze.
514
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,693
Where you
going?
515
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,435
Hey.
Hey!
516
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:23,222
What kinda lowlifes
would trash a bar?
517
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,266
And who drank all
the fuckin'
518
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,354
top shelf booze?
519
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,270
What kind of animals
would do that?
520
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,490
I think I've
got an idea.
521
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,189
Shell fish buffet.
522
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:37,236
This can mean
only one thing.
523
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,500
A total and complete coincidence.
524
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,068
Where the fuck are
those camel-humpers?
525
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,505
I need a drink.
526
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,121
Again with that
look, Richard.
527
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,340
If we could just
talk about that
528
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:57,256
blank card,
your secret fear,
529
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,389
maybe we can help
find your mother.
530
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,130
I already found her,
twat-sock.
531
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,001
Oh ya?
532
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,102
What the fuck you
waiting for?
533
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:19,278
Oh, Elaine.
534
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:26,589
[grunting]
535
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,330
What the fuck
kinda kinky
536
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,941
Arab shit
is this?
537
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:35,119
How dare you white
devils set foot in
538
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,556
this establishment.
539
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:37,383
Put the gags
back in.
540
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:38,601
No, no no.
541
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,342
Cousin cousin,
it is time to
542
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,778
reveal ourselves.
543
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:42,649
Because once they
recognize their
544
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:43,737
arch nemeses,
545
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:44,825
they're sure
to let us go.
546
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:45,521
Why not!
547
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:47,828
Would you
trust me!
548
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:50,047
We are...
THE RUPTALS!
549
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,007
[gasp]
550
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,142
But wait.
551
00:21:58,142 --> 00:21:59,361
They may know what
happened to Elaine!
552
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,232
We can't just
give up.
553
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:04,410
We know where the
good alcohol is!
554
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:11,417
At last we are
liberated from
555
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,548
the shackles of anonymity.
556
00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:13,462
At least in front of
these repulsive
557
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:14,420
pork eaters
558
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,377
And now we can
grow moustaches
559
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,030
of our own.
560
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:16,987
Don't push it.
561
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:18,032
Crabtinis?
562
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,033
That sounds more foul
than the
563
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:19,816
hideous cocktail you
made for that
564
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:21,601
weathered whore.
565
00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:25,126
Wait a minute,
Elaine was here?
566
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:26,257
Drinking and
carousing like a
567
00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,781
college kid high on
the mary jane.
568
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:28,912
Jezebel.
569
00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,218
What the fuck are you
talking about?
570
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:31,262
You were here
with her,
571
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:32,438
wasting our brown
poison on your
572
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,396
sinful elixir
of sour lemons.
573
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,267
That is how you
cut your hand.
574
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:37,094
You see?
575
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,139
What did I
tell you.
576
00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:39,096
Brown!
577
00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:41,534
The colour
of shame... Oh.
578
00:22:41,534 --> 00:22:42,926
Craba coladas?!
579
00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:44,798
And then you stole
the earring of
580
00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,060
Gargling Billy Blythe,
581
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,279
our most
sacred mascot.
582
00:22:50,891 --> 00:22:52,022
I believe the
English name for
583
00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:55,069
such elixir is
"Bourbon Sours."
584
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:57,637
Tell me it wasn't
a bottle of
585
00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:59,160
Evan Williams.
586
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,553
So it was called.
587
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:01,945
And you paid
handsomely for
588
00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,773
Mr. William's
bottle.
589
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,079
Well fuck me.
590
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:06,123
[laughs]
591
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:12,260
Are you remembering
something, Richard?
592
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,870
Think, Richard, think.
593
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:14,741
Make it stop,
make it stop,
594
00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:16,220
make it stop--
595
00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:23,793
Summer of 82.
596
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,882
My idiot parents
forgot to pick me up,
597
00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:27,580
so I had to
walk my ass home.
598
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,103
Once again putting
their own selfish
599
00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:30,887
needs before mine.
600
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:33,847
No kid ever needs
to see what
601
00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,762
I saw that day.
602
00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:38,068
Lainey, I want to
do it like old times.
603
00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:41,681
[screams]
604
00:23:41,681 --> 00:23:43,247
It's just like hockey
all over again!
605
00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:44,292
Why can't you
keep it in
606
00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,120
your fucking
pants!
607
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,339
Aha, every child's
worst nightmare!
608
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:51,952
You saw your
parents copulating.
609
00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:53,040
It's the root
cause of your own
610
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,737
crippling fear
of intimacy!
611
00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,478
And that, my friends,
is the true
612
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,827
discovery here.
613
00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,263
Seeing my parents
doing lovie-dovie
614
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:00,830
stuff is
fucking sick.
615
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:02,397
Yeah but we just
peeled another
616
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:04,268
layer off the
Richard onion.
617
00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:05,618
So bravo, Richard.
618
00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:08,447
And thank you,
Dr. Goebbels.
619
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,057
Well,
this ended well.
620
00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:12,320
Yeah, let's get the
fuck out of dodge.
621
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,277
First we need to
uncover the
622
00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:14,931
whereabouts of one
623
00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:16,193
Mrs. Elaine Fitzpatrick.
624
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:17,456
We have.
625
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,066
Evan Williams
bourbon sours.
626
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:22,156
My proposal
panty stripper.
627
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,244
The one I go to
when I want
628
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:24,419
to seal the deal.
629
00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:27,074
Wait, if you were
plowing her with
630
00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:30,599
bourbon sours,
then that means you...
631
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,995
You fuckin' PROPOSED?
632
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,518
Every time you guys
get married,
633
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:39,216
I'm the one who
gets fucked.
634
00:24:39,216 --> 00:24:41,175
No judgment here, Richard.
635
00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,829
This is a joyous occasion,
636
00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:44,047
one that calls
for a toast.
637
00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:45,353
Crabhattans!
638
00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:49,618
Don't look so
happy kid.
639
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,402
I know exactly
where I took your
640
00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:52,447
Mom last night.
641
00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:55,319
Paradise.
642
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:10,160
[laughs]
643
00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:12,162
Lainey!
644
00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,603
Welcome back to the
bedroom, fucker.
645
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,561
Get that wet sack of
oats you call an
646
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,128
ass off up
off the ground.
647
00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:22,346
We got a wedding
to plan.
648
00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:23,522
Yeah we do.
649
00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:27,656
My shoes.
650
00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:28,701
I got em.
651
00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:32,443
You and me
forever Lainey.
652
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,012
Stop talking.
653
00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:37,231
Cocksucker!